Tank
Quotes:
“I woke up and smelled cow shit everywhere.”
“In Vega I set a record: I shot even par and they told
me I’d set a record and I said ‘a record at even
par’ and they said ‘we’ve never seen anyone
do it in 30 minutes’.”
“They told me others have played 5 states in a day,
except they do it in the summer with long days.”
“But they let me play. This one was at 6,600 feet and
my big ass had to walk. I shot one under. Had an eagle on
a par 5…boy does the ball fly at that elevation. Boy
was that nice!”
“It was the perfect family course. They told me that
anyone doing what I was doing didn’t have to pay. I
think I saw a tornado shelter on the course, though.”
“I always look for trees in the flat towns out west
to find the golf course.”
“I like to average about 5 minutes per hole.”
“They had perfect greens. Thought about taking my shoes
off so I wouldn’t mess up the fairways.”
“My blue pickup sniffed’em out pretty good and
we found some great golf courses.” |
